PARODY OF A SHROPSHIRE LAD, by HENRY MAXIMILIAN BEERBOHM
First Line: And now, lad, all is over Last Line: And take your final dip. Alternate Author Name(s): Beerbohm, Max
And now, lad, all is over "Twixt you, your love, and the clover; So keep a stiff upper-lip And shrink not, lad, nor shiver, But walk you down to the river And take your final dip.