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THE CAP THAT FITS, by                 Poet Analysis     Poet's Biography
First Line: Not young, I think
Last Line: The cap that fits.'
Alternate Author Name(s): Dobson, Austin


'Qui seme epines n'aille dechaux.'

SCENE. -- A Salon with blue and white Panels. Outside,
Persons pass and re-pass upon a Terrace.

HORTENSE. ARMANDE. MONSIEUR LOYAL.

HORTENSE (behind her fan).

NOT young, I think.

ARMANDE (raising her eye-glass).
And faded, too! --
Quite faded! Monsieur, what say you?

M. LOYAL.

Nay, -- I defer to you. In truth,
To me she seems all grace and youth.

HORTENSE.

Graceful? You think it? What, with hands
That hang like this (with a gesture).

ARMANDE.

And how she stands!

M. LOYAL.

Nay, -- I am wrong again. I thought
Her air delightfully untaught!

HORTENSE.

But you amuse me --

M. LOYAL.

Still her dress, --
Her dress at least, you must confess --

ARMANDE.

Is odious simply! JACOTOT
Did not supply that lace, I know;
And where, I ask, has mortal seen
A hat unfeathered!

HORTENSE.

Edged with green!

M. LOYAL.

The words remind me. Let me say
A Fable that I heard to-day.
Have I permission?

BOTH (with enthusiasm).

Monsieur, pray!

M. LOYAL.

Myrtilla (lest a Scandal rise
The Lady's Name I thus disguise),
Dying of Ennui, once decided --
Much on Resource herself she prided --
To choose a Hat. Forthwith she flies
On that momentous Enterprise.
Whether to Petit or Legros,
I know not: only this I know; --
Head-dresses then, of any Fashion,
Bore Names of Quality or Passion.
Myrtilla tried them, almost all:
'Prudence,' she felt, was somewhat small;
'Retirement' seemed the Eyes to hide;
'Content,' at once, she cast aside.
'Simplicity,' -- 'twas out of Place;
'Devotion,' for an older Face;
Briefly, Selection smaller grew,
'Vexatious! odious!' -- none would do!
Then, on a Sudden, she espied
One that she thought she had not tried:
Becoming, rather, -- 'edged with green,' --
Roses in yellow, Thorns between.
'Quick! Bring me that!' 'Tis brought. 'Complete,
Superb, Enchanting, Tasteful, Neat,'
In all the Tones. 'And this you call -- ?'
'"ILL NATURE," Madame. It fits all.'

HORTENSE.

A thousand thanks! So naively turned!

ARMANDE.

So useful too ... to those concerned!
'Tis yours?

M. LOYAL.

Ah no, -- some cynic Wit's;
And called (I think) --
(Placing his hat upon his breast),
'The Cap that Fits.'





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