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First Line: Whenever I walk in a new york street
Last Line: The driving is safer there after it's dark.
Subject(s): Automobiles; Driving & Drivers; New York City; Cars; Manhattan; New York, New York; The Big Apple


Whenever I walk in a New York street,
I step very lively and speed up my feet;
I don't gaze at stars,
And the masses of cars,
That dash round the corners all ready to bump
The tar out of some unsuspecting poor chump,
Go back to garages,
In vain their barrages,
And I have escaped from cuts, bruises, and scars.
And the taxicabs honk to each other, "She's ours,
As soon as she tries to get on the street cars."
The big cars chime in with the Avenue bus,
"It's far more distinguished to be hit by us."
But if you are taxi-ing out with a beau,
You're like to forget the pedestrian's woe,
But still since it's apt to remain in your mind
And little girls never should fail to be kind,
Just call to the driver to go in the park;
The driving is safer there after it's dark.





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