I'VE heard that story ofttimes about that little chap A-cryin' for the shiney moon to fall into his lap, An' jes a-raisin' merry hell because he couldn't git The same to swing down low so's he could nab a-holt of it, An' I'm a-feelin' that-a-way, locoed I reckon, wuss Than that same kid, though maybe not a-makin' sich a fuss, A-goin' round with achin' eyes a-hankerin' fer a peach That's hangin' on the beauty tree, too high fer me to reach. I'm jes a rider of the range, plumb rough an' onrefined, An' wild an' keerless in my ways, like others of my kind; A reckless cuss in leather chaps, an' tanned an' blackened so You'd think I wuz a Greaser from the plains of Mexico. I never learnt to say a prayer, an' guess my style o' talk, If fired off in a Sunday School would give 'em all a shock; An' yet I got a-mopin' round as crazy as a loon An' actin' like the story kid that bellered fer the moon. I wish to God she'd never come with them bright laughin' eyes, Had never flashed that smile that seems a sunburst from the skies, Had stayed there in her city home instead o' comin' here To visit at the ranch an' knock my heart plumb out o' gear. I wish to God she'd talk to me in a way to fit the case, In words t'd have a tendency to hold me in my place, Instead o' bein' sociable an' actin' like she thought Us cowboys good as city gents in clothes that's tailor bought. If I would hint to her o' love, she'd hit that love a jar An' laugh at sich a tough as me a-tryin' to rope a star; She'd give them fluffy skirts a flirt, an' skate out o' my sight, An' leave me paralyzed, an' it'd serve me cussed right. I wish she'd pack her pile o' trunks an' hit the city track, An' maybe I'd recover from this violent attack; An' in the future know enough to watch my feedin' ground An' shun the loco weed o' love when there's an angel round. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...PEACE ON EARTH by EDWIN ARLINGTON ROBINSON PROGRESSIVE HEALTH by CARL DENNIS INVITATION TO LOVE by PAUL LAURENCE DUNBAR THE RUBAIYAT, 1879 EDITION: 24 by OMAR KHAYYAM THE VOW OF WASHINGTON by JOHN GREENLEAF WHITTIER LADY OF CASTLENORE; A.D. 1700 by THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH |