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THE CRITIC by S. F. BATCHELDER

First Line: ARE YOU A LAMPOON MAN? NOT REALLY!
Last Line: AND PRAISES THE HARVARD LAMPOON.
Subject(s): HARVARD LAMPOON, THE (PERIODICAL);

"ARE @3you@1 a LAMPOON man? Not really!
Oh, dear, though, I know you must be!
That's why you've been smiling so queerly --
My goodness, you're studying @3me!@1
Now, @3what@1 have I said that is funny?
And oh, @3will@1 you publish it soon?"
'Tis thus, with a voice sweet as honey,
She mentions the HARVARD LAMPOON.

"Indeed, yes, I see it quite often,
The pictures are @3simply@1 inane;
The verses and jokes -- they would soften
An average Vassar girl's brain.
Of course they are killingly comic;
I laugh, but I feel like a @3loon!@1"
And thus, with a fierceness atomic,
She censures the HARVARD LAMPOON.

"But then they are @3bright@1, I don't doubt them,
And @3very@1 artistic, @3of course!@1
Outsiders don't know all about them,
You have to explain the -- the -- '@3horse@1.'
Do send me that sweet book of 'pickings,'
I hear you will publish in June."
And thus she gives over her flickings,
And praises the HARVARD LAMPOON.



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