When arguments grew too intense, He was a master-hand to fence, To say the excruciating thing, To pluck the plum or draw the sting Of any heavy conversation With some immortal observation. They say that he was cold, aloof, -- He never had been put to proof By birth or death, by child or wife, -- That he but smiled and strolled through life, With all its wolfish pain and want, Too clever and too nonchalant. Well, he was never in a passion Of love or protest, -- but his fashion Was all too mild (as time enhances) To draw such very furious glances, When his smile gleamed, as words abated, And he said something many hated. When people took themselves too seriously, When they emotionalized imperiously, And when their bias seemed too arrant Or condescension too apparent, His eyes were sheathed, his fork was shifted, Only his eyebrows slightly lifted. The things he said were sometimes odd; And whether he believed in God I can't conjecture. And because His heart was never meat for daws, I do not know -- to change the topic -- If he was "sweet" or "philanthropic." He had a way that did not nettle Some few, but put them on their mettle; And an unfortunate zeal (decried!) For "looking on the other side." Some men bring thunder, others balm. He only had peculiar calm. He never, to my observation, Gave of himself a "revelation." He never did a thing of price Or made one "noble sacrifice." Yet I have tasted Heaven's wells Hearing his monosyllables. Never at all discomfited! . . . And should I hear that he was dead, Our old acquaintance lapsing so, -- How much I learned from him I know. He never loved me, praised, or spurned. He liked me. And from him I learned! | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...OH YOU ARE COMING by SARA TEASDALE MY LOVE COULD WALK by WILLIAM HENRY DAVIES THE PARTY by PAUL LAURENCE DUNBAR THE DEATH OF THE HIRED MAN by ROBERT FROST STANZAS ON THE DEATH OF A FRIEND by REGINALD HEBER TO THE UNKNOWN EROS: BOOK 2: 7. TO THE BODY by COVENTRY KERSEY DIGHTON PATMORE EPITAPH FOR ONE WHO WOULD NOT BE BURIED IN WESTMINSTER ABBEY by ALEXANDER POPE |