I GOOD people of England! come hear me relate Some mysteries of our young purse-sucking state, Whereby ev'ry man may conceive out of's pate A reason for things here ordained of late. @3Heigh down, down, derry derry down, Heigh down, down derry! What e'er the state resolves, let us be merry.@1 II French claret was banish'd (as most do suppose) 'Cause Noll would have nought here so red as his nose; Or else 'cause its crimson from thence first arose: 'T has took our wine from us, would 'twere in my hose. @3Heigh down, down, &c.@1 III Since that, he most bravely himself did entrench, Beleaguer'd, and took (as he thought) a Scotch wench; But by th' tott'ring of's toter, he has found she was French; And therefore that tongue is now silenc'd at th' Bench. @3Heigh down, down, &c.@1 IV His wrath 'gainst th' whole nation I cannot much blame, Since by't was endanger'd a nose of such fame; That's England's great standard, and doth more inflame You people, than e'er did that at Nottingham. @3Heigh down, down, &c.@1 V Noll! e'en turn to Hebrew the laws of our land, For (howsoe'er) we never shall them understand; But th' Act of forbidding French wines countermand, Oddsniggs else we'll piss out thy fuming firebrand. @3Heigh down, down, derry derry down! Heigh down, down derry! Till claret be restor'd, let us drink sherry.@1 | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...TROY PARK: 5. THE CAT by EDITH SITWELL THE LOVER PLEADS WITH HIS FRIENDS FOR OLD FRIENDS by WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS OZYMANDIAS REVISITED by MORRIS GILBERT BISHOP SONG: 4 by EDWARD ESTLIN CUMMINGS THE PALM TREE by FELICIA DOROTHEA HEMANS SONG OF A SECOND APRIL by EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY DESTINY by THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH A TRIBUTE TO WILL ROGERS AND WILEY POST by ROSETTA THORSON BEACHLER A QUARTET ('THE MIKADO' AT CAMBRIDGE) by EDMUND CHARLES BLUNDEN |