I. SAID @3Crimp@1 the hair-dresser, when he New life abroad resolv'd to see, "Behind me I will leave my three Apprentices to dye. Keep sharp and bright the scissors here Lest customers turn rusty, dear!" Then, sponging from her cheek a tear, He bade his wife "Good-bye." II. Thus @3Crimp,@1 who, tir'd of cutting hair, Had sworn to cut the whole affair, Set off to spend a month elsewhere, Away from house and home, O. He travell'd in the @3coupée@1 straight To Switzerland;—with wonder great He saw the Jungfrau's powder'd pate, And then brush'd on to Como! III. Ah, sorely then was @3Crimp@1 perplex'd Where he his chin should lather next; As when by blunted razor vex'd, The doubt disturb'd his peace. The barber might, if march he stole On Russia, reinstate the Pole; But how could hair-dresser control His hankering for Greece! | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...THE FRIEND OF HUMANITY AND THE KNIFE-GRINDER by GEORGE CANNING THE RUBAIYAT, 1879 EDITION: 48 by OMAR KHAYYAM UNVEILING THE MONUMENT by LEVI BISHOP THE UNSPOKEN by ANNE MILLAY BREMER TO SIR THOS. BARLOW, P.R.C.P. by ROBERT SEYMOUR BRIDGES |