WHEN the landlord wants the rent Of your humble tenement; When the Christmas bills begin Daily, hourly pouring in; When you pay your gas and poor rate, Tip the rector, fee the curate, Let this thought your spirit cheer -- Christmas comes but once a year. When the man who brings the coal Claims his customary dole: When the postman rings and knocks For his usual Christmas-box: When you're dunned by half the town With demands for half-a-crown, -- Think, although they cost you dear, Christmas comes but once a year. When you roam from shop to shop, Seeking, till you nearly drop, Christmas cards and small donations For the maw of your relations, Questing vainly 'mid the heap For a thing that's nice, and cheap: Think, and check the rising tear, Christmas comes but once a year. Though for three successive days Business quits her usual ways; Though the milkman's voice be dumb; Though the paper doesn't come; Though you want tobacco, but Find that all the shops are shut: Bravely still your sorrows bear -- Christmas comes but once a year. When mince-pies you can't digest Join with waits to break your rest: When, oh when, to crown your woe, Persons who might better know Think it needful that you should Don a gay convivial mood: -- Bear with fortitude and patience These afflicting dispensations: Man was born to suffer here: Christmas comes but once a year. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...TWO IN THE CAMPAGNA by ROBERT BROWNING THE CHILD'S FIRST GRIEF by FELICIA DOROTHEA HEMANS THE WHITE ISLAND, OR PLACE OF THE BLEST by ROBERT HERRICK OH, MOTHER DEAR! by JOHANNA AMBROSIUS RIDDLE by ANNA LETITIA BARBAULD THE SUCCESSOR by WILLIAM ROSE BENET |