[With the Compliments of the Season to W. S. Gilbert.] As the burglar still continues enterprising, Enterprising, He has given up the grosser forms of crime, Forms of crime; And is now anthologizing, 'thologizing, 'Thologizing, Making free with other people's bits of rhyme, Bits of rhyme. So he preys upon the products of the gifted, Of the gifted, Whom he doesn't often have to reimburse, Reimburse. With the cream of many volumes gently lifted, Gently lifted, He compiles a Wee Anthology of Verse. When he wants to put a penny in his purse, In his purse, He compiles a Wee Anthology of Verse. When you chance to need some easy pocket money, Pocket money, You will thank me for this inexpensive hint, 'Spensive hint, For anthologizers, -- which is mighty funny, Mighty funny, -- Are not often asked to pay for what they print, What they print. For the poet thinks it helps his reputation, Reputation, (And the poet really ought to have a nurse, Have a nurse). So for little work and ample compensation, Compensation, Just compile your Wee Anthology of Verse. When you want to put a penny in your purse, In your purse, Just compile your Wee Anthology of Verse. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...ASIAN BIRDS by ROBERT SEYMOUR BRIDGES RONDEL by ALGERNON CHARLES SWINBURNE VANITAS VANITATUM, FR. THE DEVIL'S CASE LAW by JOHN WEBSTER AWAKENING by HARRY RANDOLPH BLYTHE MAGNIFICENT CRY by HELEN BRYANT THE WANDERER: 2. IN FRANCE: ADIEU, MIGNONNE, MA BELLE by EDWARD ROBERT BULWER-LYTTON A SOLILOQUY ON READING 'A DISPUTE ABOUT FAITH AND WORKS' by JOHN BYROM |