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FEMININE ARITHMETIC by CHARLES GRAHAM HALPINE

First Line: ON ME HE SHALL NE'ER PUT A RING
Last Line: WILL NOT HE BE A HUNDRED AND TWENTY?
Subject(s): LOVE - AGE DIFFERENCES; WOMEN;

LAURA

ON me he shall ne'er put a ring,
So, mamma, 'tis in vain to take trouble --
For I was but eighteen in spring
While his age exactly is double.

MAMMA

He's but in his thirty-sixth year,
Tall, handsome, good-natured and witty,
And should you refuse him, my dear,
May you die an old maid without pity!

LAURA

His figure, I grant you, will pass,
And at present he's young enough plenty;
But when I am sixty, alas!
Will not he be a hundred and twenty?



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