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FRAGMENT; EVIDENTLY SUPPOSED TO BE SPOKEN BY MRS. REYNOLDS by THOMAS HOOD

Poet Analysis

First Line: MARY, I BELIEV'D YOU QUICK / BUT YOU'RE AS DEAF AS ANY BEEDLE
Last Line: AND I'VE NO PLATE—BUT THAT I'M USED TO.—
Subject(s): HOUSEHOLD EMPLOYEES; SERVANTS; DOMESTICS; MAIDS;

MARY, I believ'd you quick
But you're as deaf as any beedle;
See where you have left the plates;
You've an eye, and so's a needle.
Why an't Anne behind the door,
Standing ready with her dishes,
No one ever had such maids
Always thwarting all my wishes,
Marianne set up that child—
And where's her pinafore—call Mary,
The frock I made her will be spoil'd—
Now Lizzy don't be so contrary,
Hand round the bread—"Thank God for what—"
It's done to rags! How wrong of Anne now,—
The dumplings too are hard as lead
And plates stone-cold—but that's her plan now—
Mary, a knock—now George take that—
Or go without—Why, George, you're wanted,
Where is that Lotte? Call her down
She knows there's no white wine decanted—
Put to the door, we always dine
In public—

Jane take that cover off the greens;
Our earthenware they play the deuce to;
Here's Mr. Green without a fork—
And I've no plate—but that I'm used to.—



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