BILL BLOSSOM was a nice young man, And drove the Bury coach; But bad companions were his bane, And egg'd him on to poach. They taught him how to net the birds, And how to noose the hare; And with a wiry terrier, He often set a snare. Each "shiny night" the moon was bright, To park, preserve, and wood He went, and kept the game alive, By killing all he could. Land-owners, who had rabbits, swore That he had this demerit -- Give him an inch of warren, he Would take a yard of ferret. At partridges he was not nice; And many, large and small, Without Hall's powder, without lead, Were sent to Leaden-Hall. He did not fear to take a deer From forest, park, or lawn; And without courting lord or duke, Used frequently to @3fawn.@1 Folks who had hares discovered snares -- His course they could not stop: No barber he, and yet he made Their hares a perfect crop. To pheasant he was such a foe, He tried the keeper's nerves; They swore he never seem'd to have @3Jam@1 satis of @3preserves.@1 The Shooter went to beat, and found No sporting worth a pin, Unless he tried the @3covers@1 made Of silver, plate, or tin. In Kent the game was little worth, In Surrey not a button! The Speaker said he often tried The @3Manors@1 about @3Sutton.@1 No county from his tricks was safe; In each he tried his lucks, And when the keepers were in @3Beds,@1 He often was at @3Bucks.@1 And when he went to @3Bucks,@1 alas! They always came to @3Herts;@1 And even @3Oxon@1 used to wish That he had his deserts. But going to his usual @3Hants,@1 Old @3Cheshire@1 laid his plots; He got entrapp'd by legal @3Berks,@1 And lost his life in @3Notts.@1 | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...ROBINSON CRUSOE ['S STORY, OR ISLAND] by CHARLES EDWARD CARRYL THE TRIUMPH OF TIME by ALGERNON CHARLES SWINBURNE COWBOY VERSUS BRONCHO by JAMES BARTON ADAMS THE MUSICAL CONQUERERS by PHILIP AYRES TO DR. AIKIN by ANNA LETITIA BARBAULD TO MY SON by GEORGE GORDON BYRON TOWARDS DEMOCRACY: PART 3. DISENTANGLEMENT by EDWARD CARPENTER |