KING CRACK was the best of all possible Kings (At least, so his courtiers would swear to you gladly), But Crack now and then would do het'rodox things, And, at last, took to worshipping @3Images@1 sadly. Some broken-down Idols, that long had been placed In his Father's old @3Cabinet@1, pleased him so much, That he knelt down and worshipp'd, though -- such was his taste! -- They were monstrous to look at, and rotten to touch! And these were the beautiful Gods of King Crack! -- Till his people, disdaining to worship such things, Cried aloud, one and all, "Come, your Godships must pack -- You will not do for @3us@1, though you @3may@1 do for @3Kings@1." Then, trampling the gross Idols under their feet, They sent Crack a petition, beginning "Great Caesar! We are willing to worship, but only entreat That you'll find us some @3decenter@1 Godheads than these are." "I'll try," says King Crack -- then they furnish'd him models Of better-shaped Gods, but he sent them all back; Some were chisell'd too fine, some had heads 'stead of noddles, In short, they were all @3much@1 too godlike for Crack! So he took to his darling old Idols again, And, just mending their legs and now bronzing their faces, In open defiance of Gods and of men, Set the monsters up grinning once more in their places! | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...SPIRIT OF '76 by WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS HOW WE BEAT THE FAVOURITE by ADAM LINDSAY GORDON A TRUE HYMN [HYMNE] by GEORGE HERBERT TO THE MEMORY OF THOMAS HOOD by BARTHOLOMEW SIMMONS JERUSALEM; THE EMANATION OF THE GIANT ALBION: CHAPTER 4 by WILLIAM BLAKE SONGS OF MIRZA SCHAFFY, SELECTION by FRIEDRICH MARTIN VON BODENSTEDT |