LADIES classify husbands Into two classes: Those who are "attentive," And those who are not. I fear I am of the latter, For I never can remember My home telephone number. But my friend Chang Jo Always knows his home number. He calls up so often to say "My dear, I will not be home to dinner this evening." | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...UNWANTED MEMORY by CLARENCE MAJOR SONG OF THE GREEK AMAZON by WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT |