WUNZT, 'way West in Illinoise, Wuz two Bears an' their two boys: An' the two boys' names, you know, Wuz -- like @3ours@1 is, -- Jim an' Jo; An' their @3parunts'@1 names wuz same's All big grown-up people's names, -- Ist @3Miz@1 Bear, the neighbers call 'Em, an' @3Mister@1 Bear -- 'at's all. Yes -- an' Miz Bear scold him, too, Ist like grown folks @3shouldn't@1 do! Wuz a grea'-big river there, An', 'crosst that, 's a mountain where Old Bear said some day he'd go, Ef she don't quit scoldin' so! So, one day when he been down The river, fishin', 'most to town, An' come back 'thout no fish a-tall, An' Jim an' Jo they run an' bawl An' tell their ma their pa hain't fetch' No fish, -- she scold again an' ketch Her old broom up an' biff him, too. -- An' he ist cry, an' say, @3"Boo-hoo!@1 I @3told@1 you what I'd do some day!" An' he ist turned an' runned away To where's the grea'-big river there An' ist @3splunged@1 in an' swum to where The mountain's at, 'way th' other side, An' clumbed up there. An' Miz Bear @3cried@1 -- An' little Jo an' little Jim -- Ist like their ma -- bofe cried fer him! -- But he clumbed on, @3clean out o' sight,@1 He wuz so mad! -- An' served 'em right! Nen -- when the Bear got 'way on top The mountain, he heerd somepin' flop Its wings -- an' somepin' else he heerd A-rattlin'-like. -- An' he wuz @3skeered,@1 An' looked 'way up, an' -- @3Mercy sake!@1 It wuz a' Eagul an' a SNAKE! An'-sir! the Snake, he bite an' kill' The Eagul, an' they bofe fall till They strike the ground -- @3k'spang-k'spat!@1 Wite where the Bear wuz standin' at! An' when here come the Snake at @3him,@1 The Bear he think o' little Jim An' Jo, he did -- an' their ma, too, -- All safe at home; an' he ist flew Back down the mountain -- an' could hear The old Snake rattlin', sharp an' clear, Wite clos't behind! -- An' Bear he's so All tired out, by time, you know, He git down to the river there, He know' he can't @3swim@1 back to where His folks is at. But ist wite nen He see a boat an' six big men 'At's been a-shootin' ducks: An' so He skeered them out the boat, you know, An' ist jumped in -- an' Snake @3he@1 tried To jump in, too, but falled outside Where all the water wuz; an' so The Bear grabs one the things you row The boat wiv an' ist whacks the head Of the old Snake an' kills him dead! -- An' when he's killed him dead, w'y, nen @3The old Snake's drownded dead again!@1 Nen Bear set in the boat an' bowed His back an' rowed -- an' rowed -- an' rowed -- Till he's safe home -- so tired he can't Do nothin' but lay there an' pant An' tell his childern, "Bresh my coat!" An' tell his wife, "Go chain my boat!" An' they're so glad he's back, they say "They @3knowed@1 he's comin' thataway To ist su'prise the dear ones there!" An' Jim an' Jo they dried his hair An' pulled the burs out; an' their ma She ist set there an' helt his paw Till he wuz sound asleep, an' nen She telled him she won't scold again -- Never -- never -- never -- Ferever an' ferever! | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...THE CREATION by CECIL FRANCES ALEXANDER SONG: THE DEATH OF THE ROSE by WILFRID SCAWEN BLUNT TO MISS BRUNTON WITH HIS TRANSLATION OF WRANGHAM'S LATIN by SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE CHRIST AND THE MOURNERS by KATHERINE ELEANOR CONWAY TO FLORENCE by JOSEPH SEAMON COTTER JR. |