HOT weather? Yes; but really not, Compared with weather twice as hot. Find comfort, then, in arguing thus, And you'll pull through victorious! -- For instance, while you gasp and pant And try to cool yourself -- and can't -- With soda, cream and lemonade, The heat at ninety in the shade, -- Just calmly sit and ponder o'er These same degrees, with ninety more On top of them, and so concede The weather now is cool indeed! Think -- as the perspiration dews Your fevered brow, and seems to ooze From out the ends of every hair -- Whole floods of it, with floods to spare -- Think, I repeat, the while the sweat Pours down your spine -- how hotter yet Just ninety @3more@1 degrees would be, And bear @3this@1 ninety patiently! Think -- as you mop your brow and hair, With sticky feelings everywhere -- How ninety more degrees increase Of heat like this would start the grease; Or, think, as you exhausted stand, A wilted "palm-leaf" in each hand -- When the thermometer has done With ease the lap of ninety-one; O think, I say, what heat might do At one hundred and eighty-two -- Just twice the heat you now declare, Complainingly, is hard to bear. Or, as you watch the mercury Mount, still elate, one more degree, And doff your collar and cravat, And rig a sponge up in your hat, And ask Tom, Harry, Dick or Jim If this is hot enough for him -- Consider how the sun would pour At one hundred and eighty-four -- Just twice the heat that seems to be Affecting you unpleasantly, The very hour that you might find As cool as dew, were you inclined. But why proceed when none will heed Advice apportioned to the need? Hot weather? Yes; but really not, Compared with weather twice as hot! | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...HATCHING; FOR DAW AUNG SAN SUU KYI by KAREN SWENSON SONNET: THE EVENING STAR by HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW ALASTOR; OR, THE SPIRIT OF SOLITUDE by PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY HELTER SKELTER; OR, THE HUE AND CRY AFTER THE ATTORNEYS by JONATHAN SWIFT SONNETS OF MANHOOD: 43. ONE CHANCE by GEORGE BARLOW (1847-1913) |