HOWDY, Mister Hop-Toad! Glad to see you out! Bin a month o' Sund'ys sense I seen you hereabout. Kind o' bin a-layin' in, from the frost and snow? Good to see you out ag'in, it's bin so long ago! Plow's like slicin' cheese, and sod's loppin' over even; Loam's like gingerbread, and clods's softer'n deceivin' -- Mister Hop-Toad, honest-true -- Spring-time -- don't you love it? You old rusty rascal you, at the bottom of it! Oh! oh! oh! I grabs up my old hoe; But I sees @3you,@1 And s' I, "Ooh-ooh! Howdy, Mister Hop-Toad! How-dee-do!" Make yourse'f more comfo'bler -- square 'round at your ease -- Don't set saggin' slanchwise, with your nose below your knees. Swell that fat old throat o' yourn and lemme see you swaller; Straighten up and h'ist your head! -- @3You@1 don't owe a dollar! -- Hain't no mor'gage on your land -- ner no taxes, nuther; @3You@1 don't haf to work no roads, even ef you'd ruther. 'F I was you, and @3fixed@1 like you, I railly wouldn't keer To swap fer life and hop right in the presidential cheer! Oh! oh! oh! I hauls back my old hoe; But I sees @3you,@1 And s' I, "Ooh-ooh! Howdy, Mister Hop-Toad! How-dee-do!" 'Long about next Aprile, hoppin' down the furry, Won't you mind I ast you what 'peared to be the hurry? -- Won't you mind I hooked my hoe and hauled you back and smiled? -- W'y, bless you, Mister Hop-Toad, I love you like a child! S'pose I'd want to 'flict you any more'n what you air? -- S'pose I think you got no rights 'cept the warts you wear? Hulk, sulk, and blink away, you old bloat-eyed rowdy! -- Hain't you got a word to say? -- Won't you tell me "Howdy"? Oh! oh! oh! I swish round my old hoe; But I sees @3you,@1 And s' I, "Ooh-ooh! Howdy, Mister Hop-Toad! How-dee-do!" | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...JEALOUS by PAUL LAURENCE DUNBAR TO MY NOSE by ALFRED HENRY FORRESTER SONGS FOR THE PEOPLE by FRANCES ELLEN WATKINS HARPER IDLENESS by SILAS WEIR MITCHELL DRIVING HOME THE COWS by KATE PUTNAM OSGOOD SILEX SCINTIALLANS: THEY ARE ALL GONE by HENRY VAUGHAN |