Dick and Will and Charles and I Were playing it was election day; And I was running for president, And Dick was a band that was going to play, And Charles and Will were a street parade. But Clarence came, and said that he Was going to run for president, And I could run for school-trustee. He made some flags for Charles and Will, And a badge to go on Dickie's coat. He stood some cornstalks by the fence And had them for the men that vote. Then he climbed on a box and made a speech To the cornstalk men that were in a row. It was all about the Dem-o-crats, And "I de-fy any man to show"; And "I de-fy any man to say", And all about "It's a big disgrace". He spoke his speech out very loud And shook his fist in a cornstalk's face. |