How goes the Money? -- Well, I'm sure it isn't hard to tell; It goes for rent and water-rates, For bread and butter, coal and grates, Hats, caps, and carpets, hoops and hose, -- And that's the way the Money goes! How goes the Money? -- Nay, Don't everybody know the way? It goes for bonnets, coats, and capes, Silks, satins, muslins, velvets, crapes, Shawls, ribbons, furs, and furbelows, -- And that's the way the Money goes! How goes the Money? -- Sure, I wish the ways were something fewer; It goes for wages, taxes, debts; It goes for presents, goes for bets, For paint, pommade, and eau de rose, -- And that's the way the Money goes! How goes the Money? -- Now, I've scarce begun to mention how; It goes for laces, feathers, rings, Toys, dolls -- and other baby-things, Whips, whistles, candies, bells, and bows, -- And that's the way the Money goes! How goes the Money? -- Come, I know it doesn't go for rum; It goes for schools and sabbath chimes, It goes for charity -- sometimes; For missions, and such things as those, -- And that's the way the Money goes! How goes the Money? -- There! I'm out of patience, I declare; It goes for plays, and diamond pins, For public alms, and private sins, For hollow shams, and silly shows, -- And that's the way the Money goes! |