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THE EDITOR'S SANCTUM by JOHN GODFREY SAXE

First Line: SCENE, -- A THIRD STORY IN A DISMAL COURT
Last Line: "THANKS TO THE ""WE"" OF JOHNSON, JONES OR BROWN!"

SCENE, -- a third story in a dismal court,
Where weary printers just at eight resort;
A dingy door that with a rattle shuts;
Heaps of "exchanges," much adorned with "cuts;"
Pens, paste, and paper on the table strewed;
Books, to be read when they have been reviewed;
Pamphlets and tracts so very dull indeed
That only they who wrote them e'er will read;
Nine letters, touching themes of every sort,
And one with money, -- just a shilling short, --
Lie scattered round upon a common level.
PERSONS, -- the Editor; Enter, now, the Devil: --
"Please, Sir, since this'ere article was wrote,
There's later news perhaps you'd like to quote:
The Rebels storming with prodigious force,
'Sumter has fallen!'" "Set it up, of course."
"And, Sir, that murder's done -- there's only left
One larceny." "Pray don't omit the theft."
"And, Sir, about the mob -- the matter's fat" --
"The mob? -- that's wrong -- pray just distribute that."
Exit the imp of Faust, and enter now
A fierce subscriber with a scowling brow,
"Sir, curse your paper! -- send the thing to" -- Well,
The place he names were impolite to tell;
Enough to know the hero of the Press
Cries: "Thomas, change the gentleman's address!
We'll send the paper, if the post will let it,
Where the subscriber will be sure to get it!"

Who would not be an editor? -- To write
The magic "we" of such enormous might;
To be so great beyond the common span
It takes the plural to express the man;
And yet, alas, it happens oftentimes
A unit serves to number all his dimes!
But don't despise him; there may chance to be
An earthquake lurking in his simple "we"!
In the close precints of a dusty room
That owes few losses to the lazy broom,
There sits the man; you do not know his name,
Brown, Jones, or Johnson, -- it is all the same, --
Scribbling away at what perchance may seem
An idler's musing, or a dreamer's dream;
His pen runs rambling, like a straying steed;
The "we" he writes seems very "wee" indeed;
But mark the change; behold the wondrous power
Wrought by the Press in one eventful hour;
To-night, 't is harmless as a maiden's rhymes;
To-morrow, thunder in the "London Times!"
The ministry dissolves that held for years;
Her Grace, the Duchess, is dissolved in tears;
The Rothschilds quail; the church, the army, quakes;
The very kingdom to its centre shakes,
The Corn Laws fall; the price of breac comes down, --
Thanks to the "we" of Johnson, Jones or Brown!



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