ONCE there was a famous nation With a long and glorious past; Very splendid was its station, And its territory vast; It had won the approbation, The applause and admiration, Of the states who'd had occasion, In a time of tribulation, And of disorganization, Not to mention degradation, And profound humiliation, To observe it standing fast Without any trepidation, Or a sign of vacillation, Firm and faithful to the last. Came a time of dire distraction, Full of terror and despair, When a delicate transaction Called for unexampled care; But the people were directed, Both the well and ill-affected, To a wholly unexpected And surprising course of action, Based on motives new and rare (Being governed by a faction, As they generally were). In a little time the nation Had a chance of saying whether It and its administration Seemed inclined to pull together; And it spoke its mind with vigour:-- 'Such disgraceful conduct must Everlastingly disfigure Future annals, and disgust Evermore the candid student; You have been unwise, imprudent, Pusillanimous, unjust, And neglectful of the glory Appertaining to our name Till this melancholy story Put a period to our fame.' So this faction, disappointed, Lost the national good graces, And their rivais were anointed, And were set in the high places. Pretty soon arose conditions Most embarrassing and hard, And the party politicians Had to be upon their guard. Illegitimate ambitions, Democratic rbetoricians, Persons prone to base submissions, Men of warlike dispositions, Wild and wicked statisticians, Metaphysical magicians, People apt to sign petitions, Men inclined to make conditions, And a host of wary foes, Compassed round the ruling faction; But a certain line of action They incontinently chose: And with great determination, And extreme discrimination, Not untouched by exaltation, After proper preparation, And profound examination, Wrought it out with acclamation, And each other's approbation, Till the national taxation Not unnaturally rose. To the nation now occurred an Opportunity of saying What they though about the burden Which the government was laying On their shoulders: and they said it In uncompromising terms:-- 'Your behaviour would discredit Tigers, crocodiles, or worms: You have ruined and disgraced us, And successfully effaced us From the proud commanding station Where the zeal and penetration Of our ancestors had placed us. Go! we are a ruined nation; But before our dissolution We pronounce your condemnation-- Sappers of our constitution, Slayers of our reputation!' But the nation--mark the moral, For its value is untold-- During each successive quarrel Grew and prospered as of old. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...NORMAN CRADLE-SONG by VINCENT JAMES O'SULLIVAN THE ARCHERY MEETING by THOMAS HAYNES BAYLY HIDDEN JOYS by SAMUEL LAMAN BLANCHARD BALLADE OF THE IDEAL WAITER by BERTON BRALEY EXTEMPORE, ON MR. WILLIAM SMELLIE by ROBERT BURNS |