MUST I with Patience ever silent sit Perplext with Fools who will believe they've wit? Must I find every place by @3Coxcombs@1 seiz'd, Hear their affected Nonsense, and seem pleas'd? Must I meet @3Henningham@1 where e'er I go @3Arp, Arran,@1 Villain @3Frank,@1 nay @3P[oultn]y@1 too? Shall @3H[ewet]@1 pertly crawl from place to place And scabby @3Villers@1 for a Beauty pass? Shall @3H[ow]@1 and @3B[randon]@1 Politicians prove, And @3S[outherlan]d@1 presume to be in Love? 'Shall pimping @3Dencourt@1 patient Cuckolds Blame @3'Lumley@1 and @3Savage@1 'gainst the Pope disclaim, Who can abstain from Satyr in this Age? What Nature wants, I find supply'd by Rage. Some do for Pimping, some for Treach'ry rise, But none's made Great for being good or wise. Deserve a Dungeon if you would be great, Rogues always are our Ministers of State. Mean prostrate Bitches for a @3Bridewell@1 fit, With @3England's@1 wretched Queen, must equal sit, @3R[anelagh]@1 and fearful @3M[ulgrave]@1 are preferr'd, Vertue's commended, but ne'er meets Reward. 'May I ne're be like these I'l ask no more, 'I wou'd not be the Men that have their Pow'r. Who'd be a Monarch to endure the Prating Of @3Nell@1 and sawcy @3Oglethorp@1 in waiting, Who would @3S[outhampton's]@1 drivling Cuckold be? Who would be @3Y@1 --, and bear his infamy? What wretch would be @3Green's@1 base begotten Son? Who would be @3J[ames]@1 out-witted and undone? Who would be @3S[underland]@1 a cringing knave Like @3Hallifax@1 like, Boarish @3P[embrook]@1 brave? 'Who'd be that patient @3Bardash S[hrewsbury]@1 'Or who wou'd @3F@1 -- @3s@1 chattering @3M@1 -- be, Who'd be a Wit in @3Dryden's@1 cudgel'd Skin? Or who'd be safe and senseless like @3Tom Thinn?@1 | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...LANCELOT by EDWIN ARLINGTON ROBINSON TO A CHILD DANCING IN THE WIND: 2 by WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS VICKSBURG by PAUL HAMILTON HAYNE TO MY MERE ENGLISH CENSURER by BEN JONSON THE SHAVEN BEAUTY by YUSUF IBN HARUN AL-RAMADI TO DR. AIKIN ON HIS COMPLAINING THAT SHE NEGLECTED HIM by ANNA LETITIA BARBAULD QUATORZAINS: 10. TO POESY by THOMAS LOVELL BEDDOES |