If from man's vile arts I flee And at the pump drink water free, Observe what happens unto me! I gulp down infusoriæ And quarts of raw bacteria And hideous rotatoriæ And wriggling polygastricæ And slimy diatomaceæ And hard-shelled ophryocercinæ And double-barrelled colpodæ, Non-loricated amboedæ, And assorted animalcula, Of middle, high, and low degree. For when it comes to adulteration Of every sort and kind and station Dame Nature just beats all creation. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...WHAT I'VE BELIEVED IN by JAMES GALVIN THE RETURN (2) by GEORGIA DOUGLAS JOHNSON WAITER IN A CALIFORNIA VIETNAMESE RESTURANT by CLARENCE MAJOR |