Now is not this a piece of work And pretty botheration, Our Princess Royal has got a man Without any hesitation; And a wedding portion she has got, But how much? the people axes, Forty thousand pounds at once she got, Likewise eight thousand yearly, The people will be taxed to pay To the Princess Royal dearly. Lord Palmerston he did declare He'd quickly tax the nation To support the Princess Royal In her proper rank and station. They'll tax the deaf, the lame, the blind, To help to pay expenses; With a double tax on all the girls That's flounced up to the hainches. * * * They're going to tax the farmer lads That harrows, ploughs, and ditches, They'll lay a tax on powdered wigs, And all the livery breeches, They'll tax us all, both old and young, To support these idle drones, sir, That does nothing else but suck The marrow from our bones, sir. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...SPOON RIVER ANTHOLOGY: ALEXANDER THROCKMORTON by EDGAR LEE MASTERS CONTRA MORTEM: THE CHILD by HAYDEN CARRUTH THE HARD TIMES IN ELFLAND; A STORY OF CHRISTMAS EVE by SIDNEY LANIER THE CANDLE by KATHERINE MANSFIELD THEY PRAISE THE SUN by JOHN CROWE RANSOM |