My parents told me not to smoke; I don't: Nor listen to a naughty joke; I don't. They told me it was wrong to wink At handsome men, or even think About intoxicating drink; I don't. To dance or flirt is very wrong; I don't. Wild girls chase men and wine and song; I don't. I kiss no men, not even one -- In fact, I don't know how it's done; You wouldn't think I have much fun; I don't. |