Reginald, Algernon, Archie and Percy Wandered along down the street; Bill, Jake and Peter and Hank chuckled, "Mercy! Ain't they too perfectly sweet?" "Rabble like these are a blight and a curse," Said Reggie and Algy to Archie and Perce. Jakey hit Percy and Peter hit Archie, Bill picked out Reggie for his, Hank jumped on Algy and crumpled his starchy Collar all over his phiz; "It seems we must fight, though to rows we're averse," Said Algy to Reggie and Archie to Perce. Now back of a monocle often there dances A sportive and dangerous zest; And under a @3boutonnière@1 sometimes it chances There's hidden a fifty-inch chest. And presently things went exceedingly ill For Peter and Henry and Jakey and Bill. A cop came along as the battle was finished And, after some gazing around, Discovered, their pride and their swagger diminished, Pete, Jake, Hank and Bill on the ground. "Yer names?" the cop queried in manner most terse, Of Algy and Archie and Reggie and Perce! Then "Reginald Hooley" and "Archibald Dooley" And "Algernon Kelly" said they, "And mine," said the other, "is Percy Gilhooley!" Pete, Jake, Hank and Bill swooned away. And on up the street, for their scrap none the worse, Went Algy and Archie and Reggie and Perce! | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...DREAM SONG: 2 by PAUL LAURENCE DUNBAR HOME, SWEET HOME, FR. CLARI, THE MAID OF MILAN by JOHN HOWARD PAYNE SONNET: 60 by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE WE ARE SEVEN by WILLIAM WORDSWORTH A LULLABY by LAWRENCE ALMA-TADEMA MOUNT PIERUS by ANTIPATER OF SIDON |